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TheMomFactor: :-/ :'( Apr 14, 2015 12:21:17 GMT -5
skrymmy816: joking, just a joke. poor humor on my part. Apr 14, 2015 12:50:19 GMT -5
TheMomFactor: Oh, gosh, I wasn't making a sad face at your joke, I promise! I'm making sad faces at stuff I have going on here. I actually thought your wine joke was funny. Sorry, lady. :) Apr 14, 2015 13:17:48 GMT -5
ginanewmom: feeling overwhelmed at 32 weeks Apr 14, 2015 14:46:18 GMT -5
monkeybutt: I need a break from this crapfest. *headdesk* Apr 15, 2015 9:28:28 GMT -5
heidi90: Wth is a butterface/butterbody? I keep seeing it in confessions :) Apr 15, 2015 13:23:34 GMT -5
fatchickonabike: "Everything is hot but her face" - butterface. Really insulting. Apr 15, 2015 13:36:34 GMT -5
britishmum: Ahh type , I wondered that too.... typically for info Apr 15, 2015 14:08:57 GMT -5
britishmum: Type should've been thanks (resists urge to smash kindle on counter) Apr 15, 2015 14:09:48 GMT -5
britishmum: Aaaannnddd typically was thank you - wtf autocorrect, again with this sheeeit Apr 15, 2015 14:11:00 GMT -5
heidi90: Autocorrect huh :-D Apr 15, 2015 14:36:08 GMT -5
heidi90: Thanks for the info! Apr 15, 2015 14:37:12 GMT -5
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heidi90: Hugs ! Apr 18, 2015 13:34:21 GMT -5
angiecrazymom: Hello everyone:) Apr 19, 2015 0:38:40 GMT -5
heidi90: SO just said that the reason he's breathing so loudly is because he feels like his chest is crushing his lungs when sitting hunched over like that. I totally waved my boobs in his face and yelled 'YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS!!' Apr 19, 2015 17:45:06 GMT -5
heidi90: Domestic boob abuse? (kids) Apr 19, 2015 17:45:16 GMT -5 *