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mommy2kjy: I can handle triple digits as long as it's not super humid. I don't think it gets that humid out your way, right? May 29, 2015 9:38:39 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Triple digits?! I'd be happy with 65 degrees! May 29, 2015 9:42:38 GMT -5
xsentrick: We'll be in the 80's with super humidity. May 29, 2015 9:51:45 GMT -5
monkeybutt: My hair would turn into a giant frizzball in Texas... May 29, 2015 9:52:40 GMT -5
mommy2kjy: My hair used to frizz really bad in the Georgia humidity but then I had DD and suddenly it doesn't frizz as much. It's so weird! May 29, 2015 9:57:13 GMT -5
monkeybutt: My hair frizzes even when boiling a pot of water for spaghetti. It's ridiculous. May 29, 2015 10:06:59 GMT -5 *
xsentrick: My hair does what I tell it to. *cracks that whip* May 29, 2015 10:15:08 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Haha it's different, you being a man and all. Cut it short, roll out of bed, and just go. May 29, 2015 10:18:26 GMT -5
xsentrick: I'm a primper. Got the fancy shampoo and hair products. I don't just get up and go. lol! Have to make sure the goatee is trimmed and neat. May 29, 2015 10:24:19 GMT -5
britishmum: My Dh has long hair that is way higher maintenance than mine! But I'd hate it if he cut it so I sometimes spend upwards of thirty mins brushing it all out for him.... May 29, 2015 10:24:56 GMT -5 *
monkeybutt: You seem to be higher maintenance than I am . I make DH cut his hair short. He's got eczema on his scalp and gets worse with long hair because he can't put his meds on. I roll out of bed, brush my hair and teeth and then I'm ready to go. May 29, 2015 10:32:44 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Your DH has lovely hair ! May 29, 2015 10:35:48 GMT -5
mamarama: Good morning *sips coffee* how are we all doing this morning.. May 29, 2015 10:37:24 GMT -5
britishmum: Thanks mb, I'm rather fond of it myself ;) morning mamamama, I'm on the slide towards kids bedtime but still in need of more coffee myself... May 29, 2015 10:39:08 GMT -5
xsentrick: GM and May 29, 2015 10:44:23 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Morning . Ditto, it's almost dinner time here. If I can keep down my late lunch, I'll be indulging in a cup of coffee too. May 29, 2015 10:45:51 GMT -5
xsentrick: No lunch for me today. Have errands to run when I leave for lunch. May 29, 2015 10:52:25 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Boo. May 29, 2015 10:57:14 GMT -5
xsentrick: I have a protein shake so it's all good. Just have to drink on the go. May 29, 2015 11:01:42 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Like I said. Boo. May 29, 2015 11:02:43 GMT -5