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monkeybutt: Your DH has lovely hair ! May 29, 2015 10:35:48 GMT -5
mamarama: Good morning *sips coffee* how are we all doing this morning.. May 29, 2015 10:37:24 GMT -5
britishmum: Thanks mb, I'm rather fond of it myself ;) morning mamamama, I'm on the slide towards kids bedtime but still in need of more coffee myself... May 29, 2015 10:39:08 GMT -5
xsentrick: GM and May 29, 2015 10:44:23 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Morning . Ditto, it's almost dinner time here. If I can keep down my late lunch, I'll be indulging in a cup of coffee too. May 29, 2015 10:45:51 GMT -5
xsentrick: No lunch for me today. Have errands to run when I leave for lunch. May 29, 2015 10:52:25 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Boo. May 29, 2015 10:57:14 GMT -5
xsentrick: I have a protein shake so it's all good. Just have to drink on the go. May 29, 2015 11:01:42 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Like I said. Boo. May 29, 2015 11:02:43 GMT -5
britishmum: Hi X, lol poor Dh just walked into the shitstorm that is kids arguing over who made what mess when told to clear up... May 29, 2015 11:17:37 GMT -5
monkeybutt: lol Oh no! That makes me glad I only have one, but then again he argues with me about whose job it is to clean anyway. May 29, 2015 11:20:25 GMT -5
mommy2kjy: How many times can my child say "my tooth is loose!" in one day? It's her first loose tooth, people. She's a little too excited. May 29, 2015 11:44:07 GMT -5 *
monkeybutt: "Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mummy! Mum! Mum! Mom! Mooooom!" "WHAT?" "Nothing." ARGH! May 29, 2015 12:06:35 GMT -5
mamarama: hehehehe where's that video of Stewie from Family guy doing that May 29, 2015 12:45:23 GMT -5 *
mamarama: I don't know how many times can my son insist we find the SUV that goes with the camper trailer for his hot wheels, never underestimate a child's ability to be persistent. May 29, 2015 12:46:16 GMT -5
xsentrick: errands ran now let's finish this day up because daddy needs an extra dirty martini! May 29, 2015 12:48:53 GMT -5
monkeybutt: I just ordered another baked potato for dinner. Fuck cooking. I just wish they delivered wine. May 29, 2015 13:07:52 GMT -5
xsentrick: I haven't even given dinner a thought yet. Other than probably taking the fam out for something. May 29, 2015 13:10:50 GMT -5 *
monkeybutt: Minibeast is having pizza. I'm not cooking that either. May 29, 2015 13:12:43 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Steak , you should have steak. May 29, 2015 13:13:07 GMT -5