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heidi90: Yeah I did! It was only a tiny one in a corner, no big deal as it wasn't on the carpet or in the kitchen! ;) Win! Apr 25, 2015 9:59:11 GMT -5
mommy2kjy: That's good. Glad it wasn't like what I found! lol. Now I make sure our bedroom doors are shut at all times and the cat is out of there too. Apr 25, 2015 10:37:44 GMT -5
heidi90: If I ever get rich I want one of those silent cordless vacuums... What am I saying? If I'm rich I'm getting a maid! Apr 26, 2015 9:29:28 GMT -5
mommy2kjy: I know I would love to have a maid if I could afford it. I picked up today and it doesn't even freakin' look like it. Apr 26, 2015 14:37:26 GMT -5
bgibson1217: Why is it whenever your house is spotless no one sees it, but the second you've decided to be lazy for just one day, everybody and their brother wants to show up! I can only imagine how much the In Laws talk about how I most likely never do anything. Grrr. Apr 26, 2015 16:58:03 GMT -5
mommy2kjy: I agree!! Apr 26, 2015 18:24:01 GMT -5
heidi90: Totally true! Apr 26, 2015 19:11:52 GMT -5
foofygirl: That's what in laws are for, surprise visits and criticism behind your back. Oh, and passive aggressive behavior in general. Apr 26, 2015 20:07:59 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Or criticism to your face in my case . My MIL is vicious. Apr 27, 2015 4:08:50 GMT -5
mommy2kjy: dd has temp of 99.5 but is acting fine. oooooook?? weird! Apr 27, 2015 17:34:53 GMT -5
heidi90: That's 37,5 celsius I think? fever :( Poor thing. Might hit her in a minute or two Apr 27, 2015 17:44:47 GMT -5
mommy2kjy: not quite a fever. she's fine now. i think she was playing too hard :) Apr 27, 2015 18:22:43 GMT -5 *
foofygirl: - give it back to her. I would have loved to have them do it to my face. I am on my second marriage and it's like night and day. I have to need to be confrontational, but I wouldn't put up with the shit I did the first time around. Apr 27, 2015 23:39:13 GMT -5
monkeybutt: I can't. Our IL's are letting us live in one of their properties rent free, and own a business with DH. There are tons of strings attached to whatever we do, so I have to be a "proper lady" around them. *eyeroll* Apr 28, 2015 4:56:13 GMT -5
monkeybutt: I'd verbally bitch slap her, but there's a huge language barrier. I don't speak chinese, she only speaks broken english and cantonese. Damn it! Apr 28, 2015 4:56:41 GMT -5 *
britishmum: hugs sounds like its a hellova "fun" situation recently for you... continued smojo for your FIL, for MIL maybe relieve your feelings with some well chosen elizabethan insults that she won't understand? Apr 28, 2015 5:29:38 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Ha! She doesn't understand half of my insults in plain english! Thanks for the smojo . DH told me last night that FIL is still being affected by the stroke which he's taking pretty bad. Apr 28, 2015 5:53:00 GMT -5
xsentrick: How do these guys get to be CEO's and Vice Presidents of major corporations when they lack basic computer skills?? Apr 28, 2015 9:21:32 GMT -5
monkeybutt: Because they like to kiss ass Apr 28, 2015 11:45:21 GMT -5
subeezero: Because they have kick ass support staff Xsentrick. Ask me how I know. ;) Apr 28, 2015 12:45:23 GMT -5